limericks!

My limericks!

There once was a young girl called Anna

She wanted to go to Montana

She whined and she groaned

She sobbed and she moaned

But next vacation, they went to see Nana!

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We once had a cute dog called Spot.

And he loved when it got very hot

He could splash in the pond

(Of that he was fond)

But scuba dive, he could not.

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One day when I had the flu

I didn't know what to do!
'Cause I coughed and I sneezed,
I sniffed and I wheezed,
but the doctor just said: "Oh, boo-hoo!"
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There once was a lady called Fawn
Who woke up every morning at dawn
But at work she was tired
So the boss said "You're fired!!"
And all she could do was yawn!
;)