April 25, 2010

limericks!

My limericks!

There once was a young girl called Anna
She wanted to go to Montana
She whined and she groaned
She sobbed and she moaned
But next vacation, they went to see Nana!
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We once had a cute dog called Spot.
And he loved when it got very hot
He could splash in the pond
(Of that he was fond)
But scuba dive, he could not.
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One day when I had the flu
I didn't know what to do!
'Cause I coughed and I sneezed,
I sniffed and I wheezed,
but the doctor just said: "Oh, boo-hoo!"
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There once was a lady called Fawn
Who woke up every morning at dawn
But at work she was tired
So the boss said "You're fired!!"
And all she could do was yawn!
;)